surgery = fun!

Originally posted July 7, 2007.

Documentation of wrist surgery to correct my gimpy Triangular fibrocartilage complex (TFCC):

Yay! Won't surgery be fun?! I've only been waiting for them to get to me for 3 hours and it hasn't made me more nervous or anything! *weak laughter*

I can't wait.

It's now 6pm and I haven't eaten since midnight the night before. GET IN MY MOUTH, SALTINES!

*stretch... streeeeeeetch*

...fuck. I can't reach the saltines because of the IV in my wrist. I try to activate my latent telekinesis, willing the salty crackery goodness into my mouth...

I am unsuccessful.

Back in fifth grade, I thought getting a cast would be really cool.
Other than making you look like a really weeny boxer, however, it sucks.
Also, buttering toast is a real problem.