I am too busy to write down all the crap I have to do these days, but I have to bring myself out of semi-hiatus to post the following video of Kate Winslet on the English TV show Extras:
Some of the best euphemisms I've ever heard (and that's saying a lot considering my most recent paper) delivered by Kate Winslet wearing a nun costume? I almost stopped breathing I was laughing so hard. The lines after the jump:
"Why don't you just start off with something light, you know. Like, um, 'I'd love it if you stuck your Willy Wonka between my Oompa Loompas,'--you know, something a bit fun, a bit jokey. And then you can get more hard-core, rattle off the old classics, like, 'I'm playing with my dirty pillows. I'm aching for your big purple-headed womb ferret.' And then go straight in hard, like: 'Get 'round here 'cause I'm fudding myself stupid and I'm bloody loving it.' Alright?"
4 comments:
O.M.G. that effin hill-LARRY-ous!
Thanks for that, g.
whew!
Far out.
when i am sad and lonely and can no longer and thinking of puppies no longer suffices, i think of kate winslet licking her nun nipple.
ha ha!
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