um, gross

How do you react when one of your friends posts the following update on Facebook:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!baby poopy in his new potty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had SO MANY knee-jerk responses to this:

Gross.
Jealous! Wish *I* could do that!
Congrats on your baby's bowel movement!
Really, [redacted], did you just post a status update on your baby's feces?
But will he use this power for good... or eeeevil?
Now all you have to do is train your husband!  Zing!

Then I noticed her mother had made the following comment: "Grab the camera next time if you can...this is huge." Ha!

Um, just don't post the *photos* on facebook, mmm k?
I hope the toilet still flushes.

...And then I realized maybe her mom was in on the joke. (If so, her mom is TEH BOMB.) If this person is a TRUE friend, she will take a photo of her baby's water-logged feces ...and tag me as the toilet.